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Originally appearing in HyperBole Magazine, this on-going group grope of history is sure to shine a little light into the dimmer corners of modern existence.

HyperQuote is your opportunity to submit thoughts from distant and recent history for contemporary comment. It is curious to see how many of the conclusions people have reached in ages past apply so strikingly well to today's culture. This is the quote page. To submit a quote of your own, fill out the form at the bottom of the page. No need to put your quote in quotation marks; this will be done automatically. To debate the quotes, or just read the responses, follow the links to the appropriate response page.


"He who hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart; his passport shall be made, and crowns for convoy put to his purse."

-Shakespeare, Henry V    Go to response page

Greg Roach    gregor@hyperbole.com


" A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects. "

-Robert A. Heinlein    Go to response page



"A dog is just a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog."

-a haitian farmer    Go to response page

Don Schecter    tecumsehTX@aol.com


"No poor, dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."

-Gen. George S. Patton    Go to response page

Hanz Doppler    nunyadamnbizns@hyperblow.com


"No good deed goes unpunished"

-anon.    Go to response page

David Chalk    chalkman@concentric.net


"MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST THE ARM PITS OF THEY WHO ARE AGAINST THE LEAGALIZATION OF CANIBIS SATIVA!!!! "

-NORMYL ( i betcha)    Go to response page

pappa bear    mobs@digisys.net


" If you can't find miss right, settle for miss right now "

-Me    Go to response page

Joe Smith    paulis@ix.netcom.com


"Cream rises to the top, so do dead fish!"

-Giarc of the Pacific Northwest    Go to response page

Craig Welzbacher    Cwelzbac@adobe.com


"Either take down the Statue of Liberty, or stop complining about immigration."

-An American - Born and Raised in the U.S.A.    Go to response page

Kerwin    kb@atlanta.com


"When death finds you, may it find you alive."

-african proverb    Go to response page

ketut makila    ketut@mist.seattleantioch.edu


"Real programmers don't document their code.
It was hard to write, it should be hard to read."

-    Go to response page

Jason Fischer    jasonf@compumedia.com


"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away"

-    Go to response page

William Stevenson    wds@princeton.edu


"I am not who I think I am; I am not who you think I am; I am who I think you think I am."

-unknown    Go to response page

Jim Klein    jim_klein@s-hamilton.k12.ia.us


"Fear and self righteousness combined with propaganda only inflame issues. "

-Gandhi    Go to response page

Dick Steffen    dick_steffen@s-hamilton.k12.ia.us


"YOU ARE NOT FINISHED WHEN YOU LOSE. YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN YOU QUIT."

-UNKNOWN    Go to response page

Darrell Paulsen    darrell_paulsen@s-hamilton.k12.ia.us


"The shortest way to do many things is to do one at a time."

-Samual Smiles    Go to response page

Darrell Paulsen    darrell_paulsen@s-hamilton.k12.ia.us)


"If you think education is expensive--try ignorance."

-unknown    Go to response page

Jim Klein    jim_klein@s-hamilton.k12.ia.us


"Love Many
Trust Few
Always Paddle
Your Own Canoe"

-unknown    Go to response page

Rex Hamilton    Rhamilto@nwohio.com


"What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare."

-William Henry Davies (1871-1940)    Go to response page

Dave Barnes    barnesy@thepentagon.com


"Everlasting Stain

My heart grows cold like the steal of a sword
Left to die in the field or war
The long lost strength and power now gone
Its once great beauty and luster fades away
The blood of many and the blood of few
Is all that is left mingling with the rust
Of the once deadly weapon of a warrior
Who has fallen at the hands of another
The mighty sword has failed"

-Brian Scholz    Go to response page

Brian Scholz    bscholz@cln.etc.bc.ca


"I strove with none, for none was worth my strife.
I loved first nature, and next to nature, art.
I warmed both hands before the fire of life,
it sinks, and I am ready to depart."

-Walter Savage Landor    Go to response page

rob erlich    oblivion@netaxs.com


"If you go into a store to puchase a roach clip, why won't they sell it to you under that name?
Your use for the device is to hold a roach.
Thus it so should be "reffered" to."

-Steve Prusha    Go to response page

Steve Prusha    canibis@hottalk.com


"It amazes me that, given the opportunity
to submit even the most unbelievably stupid
or trite quote, so many people take the
opportunity to confirm, by trying it out,
that the opportunity really does
extend to the most unbelievably stupid
or trite quote.
So perhaps computers with Internet access
should have analyzers, much like the
breathalyzers that can be attached to automobile
ignitions. Then the computers could check
to see whether people are drunk or sleep-deprived
before allowing the people to post quotes,
Usenet news, email, etc."

-Blase    Go to response page

(Please do not email me.) (sysop)


"If you don't know where you're going, go somewhere
else."

-Kevin J. O'Conner    Go to response page

Kevin J. O'Conner    tntmusic@halcyon.com


"see the world without lifting butt cheek "

-prasanth balaji    Go to response page

prasanth balaji    prasanthb@hotmail.com


"All's well that ends in hell."

-Me    Go to response page

Tedd Kelly    tdk60235@aol.com


"I am lost.
I have gone to find myself.
If I should return before I get back,
please ask me to wait."

-Henry Renfroe    Go to response page



"Leave me alone."

-Diana, Princess of Wales    Go to response page

DeNada Pensione


"And we know that illusions are like mistresses. We can have many of them without tying ourselves down to responsibilities. But truth insists on marriage. Once a person embraces truth, he/she is in its ruthless, but gentle, grasp."

-Paul Twitchell    Go to response page

William David Lowe    lowewill@pilot.msu.edu


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